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Archive for March, 2009

The Internet Plague; The Art of Copy and Paste

Posted by Dave Walsh on 31st March 2009

If you are here, reading this, you probably read a lot of Mixed Martial Arts sites. You might have a RSS viewer, a Google Homepage or you just know the sites you read by heart and read them every day. Total MMA is not a site for you to come and scope out the latest news tidbits or to hear some rumor. Honestly, our hearts are not in the concept of reporting news, or more aptly, copying and pasting news and trying to present it in an original yet uninspired manner.

There is no bullshit here, because, honestly, you can get bullshit anywhere. Easily, you can read something on here and declare it bullshit, that is your opinion. But it is what we, fans of MMA find interesting or is on our minds. When I check my feeds every day, there are only a few sites that I check, do you know why? Because every site has the same information from the same sources saying the same thing. What does this remind me of? It reminds me of how the internet was in the late 90’s and early 00’s when it came to pro wrestling sites.

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#1 in the MMAlulz Aggregate

Posted by Alan Conceicao on 30th March 2009

Dear Bloodyelbow,

Posting at epic length about how your rankings are in USA Today as part of the development of the sport, working for promoters, demanding/begging for credentials, to say nothing of internet ad revenue and its disbursment, may in fact be the very definition of having a “self interested agenda”.

Your friends,

T-MMA

p.s. - Arguing that the overall value of MMA rankings as being nil, including your own, as a defense for your ranking’s comparative value? Probably not the wise way to do that.

Posted in Alan Conceicao, Friendly Letter | 16 Comments »

UFC 99: Lots of good seats still available

Posted by Alan Conceicao on 28th March 2009

In the always popular world of amateur biz analysis, why not ask about the first Germany card? No one has said a whole lot about how its doing ticket sales wise, so let me give you, our reader, an update, thanks to the wonderous power of derticketservice.de’s search engine:

-As of Friday morning, you and ten of your friends could occupy seats in row 8 on the floor altogether. Or, if you actually wanted to be even closer, the center stands section’s front row had a block of 6 open. Sections 104 and 105 are already in red, which means either they sold out, or, more likely, they weren’t really open to begin with and will instead occupy guests, press, and officials. If you’re a single though, you’re in luck. Take a corner and you’re as close as row 3.

-In fact, you can see where they’re gonna place long shot cameras, because they’d decided to just close those sections off altogether. I suppose they’re not needed, really. You can also see where group sales have gone: good luck over in 208-212 or 606 & 607, Dan Hardy fans.

-Middle and upper bowl? Let’s just say I bet a lot of buses are being reserved for service to and from Rammstein Air Force Base. 

For those who’ve paid already, I’m sure you’ll have a good time at European Vale Tudo 8  UFC 99. For those waiting, be patient. 2 for ones are sure to come. For those serving the US overseas, I can tell you from experience that nothing makes a long coach ride in Germany quite like a extra big Toblerone or some Lindt.

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PRIDE: 2 Years After

Posted by Alan Conceicao on 27th March 2009

In the 24 months since PRIDE was finally announced to be ending as we knew it, many things have changed in the MMA landscape, though perhaps not to the level that was often argued it would be. In retrospect. PRIDE’s collapse and the subsequent reconstitution of the Japanese MMA scene is seen today as a mixed bag. Do not let the arguments that it was any sort of success sway you: The purchase of PRIDE and the subsequent activity has been nothing less than an unmitigated failure, one given a pass on account of “difficulty” with varying factions, something the companies that have followed in its wake rarely get from English language media.

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The 2008 Fight of the Year (Which You Never Saw): Lone Chaw vs. Yan Gyi Aung (Leth Wei)

Posted by Tommy Hackett on 27th March 2009

The above video is part one of the 2008 Leth Wei “Fight of the Year,” according to Setsuna, a frequent visitor to Myanmar who also frequents our forums.

For the uninformed, Leth Wei is a martial art from Myanmar (Burma), and its contests are essentially a bareknuckle form of Muay Thai — including strikes with fists, elbows, knees and kicks, and notably, with headbutts legal and fewer restrictions on takedowns. Unfortunately, Leth Wei footage is only available on VCD’s from Myanmar which feature some offbeat instant replays and sound effects… but I think you’ll agree the action is pretty spectacular. It is not for the faint of heart, and I don’t care if it ever becomes legal here, but it is fascinating.

I have heard that Lone Chaw, who is wearing the white shorts and fighting out of the red corner in the video, is the sport’s biggest star. His opponent, wearing blue, is Yan Gyi Aung and is moving up to “open weight” to challenge Chaw.

Click here for part one, if the video fails to embed properly on your screen above.

Click here for Part Two

Click here for Part Three

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No Country For Old Fighters

Posted by Alan Conceicao on 25th March 2009

Just a day or so ago, Frank Shamrock revealed to the world something that, well, most of us were pretty aware of: Ken Shamrock is broke. The immediate reaction from the few people who cared to reply over at BE.com (where, incidentally, our ratings are now used as part of their USA Today contribution) was one of general laughter. Its a bit of a far cry from the reaction to Gary Goodridge and Mark Coleman’s fights that took place earlier in 2009. Perhaps even more comically, strong rumor holds that Coleman will fight Stephan Bonnar at UFC 100. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Mystique of Lyoto

Posted by Fraser on 25th March 2009

A few weeks ago I lamented the loss of mystique in the current crop of fighters, noting how that exciting element has been replaced by a generic, bland, three round stand up fighter.  Well, lo and behold, Lyoto went and proved me wrong with this gem from Tatame magazine:

the undefeated fighter revealed a curious tradition in his family, a secret until then: urine therapy. Once in the day, he and his family drinks their own urine. “My father does that for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine”

I know some are balking at this, but let me be the first to say… Awesome.  The elusive, sometimes loved, sometimes hated karate expert is now a notorious urine drinker?  Mystique - thy name is Lyoto.

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March Badness: Could it have been worse?

Posted by Alan Conceicao on 22nd March 2009

Last night marked the first PPV entry of a mixed card here on this side of the Atlantic. While the biggest events in Japanese history are almost universally events mixing kickboxing and MMA, stateside the attitudes have been different regarding the use of both sports on the same stage. While there were lots of criticisms among hardcore fans on both sides of the spectrum about the combination of the fights, really, it was up to the casual fans to decide whether or not the show was a success. And their ultimate reaction displated the uncomfortable truth so many, particularly on the MMA side, were often willing to admit. MMA here was not the primary story, nor was it ever. No one was going to buy tickets to see Nelson/Monson, no matter how well matched they were on paper. The show was an exhibition in Roy Jones’ ego, and at least inside the arena, it sure looked like it was a success.

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More Fighting on TV: Dhani does Muay Thai

Posted by Tommy Hackett on 21st March 2009

Dhani Jones at Muay Thai Plaza with his trainer Pit

Last year, the glut of martial arts related TV programming prompted me to write An Ultimate Fighter or a Fight Girl in a Fight Quest Against a Human Weapon at a Fight Club Until the Last One Standing is a Contender Asia, or Something. Ouch. So, in 2009, who is left standing? Well, not too many of them.

But we finally have a new entry, as NFL linebacker Dhani Jones has tossed aside his helmet to host a Travel Channel program where he spans the globe to compete in the world’s sports. In the opening episode, Jones laces up the gloves to give Muay Thai a whirl, and it wasn’t too bad.
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Posted in Television, Tommy Hackett | 4 Comments »

Strikeforce: Why I Love Thee

Posted by Dave Walsh on 15th March 2009

If you don’t love this, I don’t know. This is exactly what I’m looking for in MMA; Nick Diaz antics, Frank Shamrock talking about honor, fighting, his family while still coming off like an incredible dick. This fight is going to rule.


AllElbows: Shamrock vs Diaz Presser in Hollywood from All Elbows on Vimeo


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